1. There are neither literacy coaches, nor Open Court lessons.
2. There are no standardized bubble tests.
3. You get to wear casual clothes, or do an extraordinary amount of dry cleaning.
4. They cry, don't wipe their noses, don't tie their shoes, and sometimes don't make it to the bathroom in time.
5. You get to work with playdough, blocks, sand, paint, and water. You get to sing a lot of songs and read a lot of picture books.
6. They love you.
So, obviously, I'm ready!
